A smile a day....
Quote from paperbagwriter on 20 June 2023, 00:07Thank you CelticRose. Hopefully they do. Here I post another ghost joke I found:
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."
Thank you CelticRose. Hopefully they do. Here I post another ghost joke I found:
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."
Quote from LoriellaRose on 20 June 2023, 00:07May have to try this too....!! TTT_Ghost_03.jpg (11.05 KiB) Viewed 6174 times
Oh, Hello!
May have to try this too....!! TTT_Ghost_03.jpg (11.05 KiB) Viewed 6174 times
Oh, Hello!
Quote from LoriellaRose on 20 June 2023, 00:07Would you?!
Would you?!
Quote from ShadowOfLight on 20 June 2023, 00:07Not a cartoon, or joke, but still a funny....
Few years back, I was flipping through my media library and came across Ray Steven's The Streak. Beside me, over my shoulder, my guide appeared, "yeah, yeah, that one." We progressed to picking out a few lines from the song (semi-specific) and was inclined to eye a friend's SN in my IM list.
Without much delay, I typed the lines into an IM and clicked 'send.'
Turned out he was surfing porn and the lyrics completely unnerved him. Lol! He scolded me nearly an hour, never feeling safe to look at those sites while I was online again.
Not a cartoon, or joke, but still a funny....
Few years back, I was flipping through my media library and came across Ray Steven's The Streak. Beside me, over my shoulder, my guide appeared, "yeah, yeah, that one." We progressed to picking out a few lines from the song (semi-specific) and was inclined to eye a friend's SN in my IM list.
Without much delay, I typed the lines into an IM and clicked 'send.'
Turned out he was surfing porn and the lyrics completely unnerved him. Lol! He scolded me nearly an hour, never feeling safe to look at those sites while I was online again.
Quote from LoriellaRose on 20 June 2023, 00:07Hehehe. They miss nothing! But, Lol! Have to chuckle at that ShadowOfLight - thanks for sharing 🙂
Hehehe. They miss nothing! But, Lol! Have to chuckle at that ShadowOfLight - thanks for sharing 🙂
Quote from ShadowOfLight on 20 June 2023, 00:07No, lol, they don't. 😉
No, lol, they don't. 😉
Quote from ShadowOfLight on 20 June 2023, 00:07Has been for years, and always will be my favorite!
Has been for years, and always will be my favorite!
Quote from portclancia on 20 June 2023, 00:07That is very true
That is very true
Quote from Purple20 on 20 June 2023, 00:07ShadowOfLight wrote: ↑Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:34 am
Has been for years, and always will be my favorite!Haha poor mummy that one made me laugh a bit too loudly
A smile a day sends positivity your way! There's never a reason not to laugh when you can 🙂
ShadowOfLight wrote: ↑Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:34 am
Has been for years, and always will be my favorite!
Haha poor mummy that one made me laugh a bit too loudly
A smile a day sends positivity your way! There's never a reason not to laugh when you can 🙂
Quote from LoriellaRose on 20 June 2023, 00:07don't forget to watch out for that.....(tree)!
don't forget to watch out for that.....(tree)!
Quote from nigelmo4 on 20 June 2023, 00:07CelticRose wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2017 2:05 pm
59131da993ddd442689155.gifA smile a day keeps the sadness away...
Sharing ghostie humor that I come across....share yours too!
A giggle or a chuckle a day keeps the sadness away 😉
Count the blessings of laughter, its good for the soul! 😀Great quote lol
CelticRose wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2017 2:05 pm
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A smile a day keeps the sadness away...
Sharing ghostie humor that I come across....
share yours too!
A giggle or a chuckle a day keeps the sadness away 😉
Count the blessings of laughter, its good for the soul! 😀
Great quote lol
Quote from LoriellaRose on 20 June 2023, 00:07Awesome. Happy its helped. Have a smiley Sunday!
Awesome. Happy its helped. Have a smiley Sunday!
Quote from LoriellaRose on 20 June 2023, 00:07do one brave thing today... 21761670_982219485252268_2306352011535376889_n.jpg (11.54 KiB) Viewed 6381 times
do one brave thing today... 21761670_982219485252268_2306352011535376889_n.jpg (11.54 KiB) Viewed 6381 times
Quote from ladybug00000000000 on 20 June 2023, 00:07That's pretty♡
That's pretty♡